Twas the night before Christmas and all through the place
Not a semi was idling while tucked in their space
No, it’s not a screaming wookie, but wouldn't that be cool?!
“Pardon me. Do you have any change?”
Because these ELDs are connected directly to their ECM, their every movement is monitored like a prisoner with an ankle bracelet.
Forget technicolor, their sweat and dirt is immortalized in black and white.
And that leads us into the F'ing ELD mandate breathing down our necks.