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Evil Nazi Squirrel of Death

Evil Nazi Squirrel of Death

I am pretty sure the scream was squirrel for, "Banzai!" or maybe, "Die you gravy-sucking, heathen scum!" The leap was nothing short of spectacular...

Are We There Yet?

Are We There Yet?

“Blah! Blah! Blah! Float... BORING! Pft, you old boats are just jealous you don't have the MOVES! **sings** Cause I got moves like Jagger.”

Paradox of Beauty

Paradox of Beauty

She had it all - Beauty, brains, strength of mind and character, all combined with the endearing quality...